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James
Taris
TICKLE MY FANCY Funny songs and poems This book (ebook) is jam-packed with funny songs and poems. It is full of fun. And the 'rude but not crude' poems will keep you laughing as well. Written over 32 years, you will find lots of funny subjects covered within these 'yellow pages'. Today, stress takes a heavy toll in the loss of health and the loss of lives. Therefore the old adage, "laughter is the best medecine", applies now more than it ever has before. James Taris wrote these funny poems when he was in a happy or silly mood ... and when he had a particularly funny story to tell. They always put a smile on his face, and they still do. James believes that happiness is the key to longevity. He is convinced beyond any shadow of a doubt that living a long life has more to do with being happy than it has to do with eating the right foods or exercising on a regular basis. Diet and exercise will keep you fit and healthy, but with the absence of happiness it leaves you vulnerable to the modern 20th and 21st century diseases of cancer and heart attacks. So watching an endless run of Laurel and Hardy, or Marx Bros movies, isn't such a silly idea after all. If it puts a smile on your face, then you should just do it! And if you want to read some funny poems ... try these. Written in chronological order (newest to oldest) you can see how James' sense of humour has developed (or not) over a generatioon. The autobiographical stories accompanying each poem add aditional information to help the reader enjoy and understand each poem much better. |
1. Blind Man's Lament pets boys and girls ages free locked up in cages theory goldfish cats dogs birds wish diapers free-ranging pets Pet Loo today dog poo 2.
She's A Gorilla 3.
Vicky |
active rabbit habit heart bleeds sorry affect please forgive me heartbreak maddening beast feast bothered lover events tragic lost magic listen to me amazing heard recall single word understand sold your story a million dollar fee have a drink on me 4.
Mothers Day Dilemma |
lawn mower Happy Mothers Day Jamie OK 5.
April Fool 6.
Superheroes 7.
Careless Hairless Race |
ancient race stupid impatient plucked hair bodies grace Careless Hairless Race lived stone-age man buildings plastic nobody ancient relics so old people died caught common cold 8.
2000 AD 9.
Teachers |
ass next year bright bludge morn to night report job stand in twos preaching talk run walk mum sookies made fun of you 10.
Hey Joe 11.
Never Too Old |
fainted whisper ear Bikies cycle chrome wheels wheelchair shiny beast house main road most popular town East broadies cars 90 miles per hour Surfers Paradise room very cheap price no wonder toilet shower power bikinis Micro-bikinis head greeted cry sea treasures played with a ball enlightened pleasures Alfie sick and tired gave them an inch chance expired too much cope beaches escape deserted pig wig sticky tape livestock farm life calm terrible mistake water feeding trough fell dam to make matters worse hearing aid 12.
Bubbles |
head dead poor thing gassed threw it away stay water dashed 13.
Ruff N. Tuff Stuff 14. Adam
And Eve 15.
The Cock |
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